You Know Your Life Sucks When...

[The President]

...the only people you can turn to are people you don't know on a message board:

I found this while bored on my lunch break:

www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=191443

"Well, I guess it's time to destroy whatever shred of credibility I have left around here. Seems to be the one thing I'm really good at.

I need the collective shoulder of my Extreme family. After a desparate fight to save my family, my wife took my kids and left tonight. To say the least, I'm heartbroken. I've felt like a shell of myself for a long time, but this just feels like the last straw.

I'm not going to do anything stupid, I'm just not sure how to go forward. I've never hurt so much in my life. The only thing I wanted to do with my life was raise my kids with a loving wife. That's where I placed my self worth. And now, quite honestly, I don't feel like my life has any value.

I hurt my kids, and I can't handle that. I've got nothing. No family, no money, no options. I can't even afford a lawyer because my wife took all our tax return money, along with the cash in my wallet and a Wal-Mart gift card I got for my birthday.

I'm sorry to post this, and I'm ashamed to be so public with everything. I just desparately need to talk to someone, and I've always been able to count on you guys.

Please help with whatever encouragement and/or advice you may have. Thanks in advance.

Jason"

[The President]

Whats really sad is the only thing he got for his birthday was a Wal Mart gift card....think of all the things he COULD HAVE gotten with that

[The Mayor]

Seasoned buckshot, Sam Choice 1 ply toilet paper and an assorment of beef jerkys.

WOW.

I don't know what to say here other than, that was brought to you by the official message board of the Washington Redskins.

[The President]

Yea who cares the Mark Brunell has a new contract as long as Jason is spilling his guts on his short comings as a father.

[The Mayor]

Hahaha. She took the Wal Mart card! THAT BITCH TOOK MY $25 WAL MART GIFT CARD! FUCK!

[greenzone]

'Sup bitches. Offseason is always the time when you guys excel. I see that you're already getting amped up over Smoot.

Loving this topic. Almost as good as when that skins fan decided to use extremeskins to come out of the closet. Bet that made for an awkward tailgate.

Yeah, Extreme, my ass. "I placed all my self-worth in my wife and my Wal-Mart card" wah wah wah." More like OprahSkins.com.

Let me know about next week when he's whining to that board about getting the double-wide repoed.

[The President]

LOL

OprahSkins.com

thats too funny

[The Mayor]

Eagle fans making good points, never thought I would see the day!

ES is fucking whack, they have been getting carried everywhere.