Post by SOC on Dec 22, 2005 8:15:49 GMT -5
A coworker sent this to me-it's pretty clever...
“The Twelve Drives of Bledsoe”
On the first play from Bledsoe, my defense gave to me: a pick that became a TD!...
On the second drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to me: Three false starts, two big sacks and a missed field goal for big D!...
On the third drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to me: three tiny runs, two for no gain, and a weak little punt from big D!...
On the fourth drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to me: four pass attempts, three penalties, two dropped balls, and another little punt from big D!...
On the fifth drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to me: A Yellow Holding Flag! Two incompletes and a 24 yard punt from big D!...
On the sixth drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to me: a pick with a declined penalty… And then, halftime...
On the seventh drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to me: seventeen sack yards and a fumble that became a TD!...
On the eighth drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to me: eight more sack yards and a weak little punt from big D!...
On the ninth drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to me: Daniels’ third sack and a fifteen yard punt from big D!...
On the tenth drive from Bledsoe my defense took a nap...
On the eleventh drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to me: Daniels’ fourth sack and another three and out for big D:
On the twelfth drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to me: three incompletes, two time outs, one intentional grounding, and a pick that let the Redskins take a knee!
“The Twelve Drives of Bledsoe”
On the first play from Bledsoe, my defense gave to me: a pick that became a TD!...
On the second drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to me: Three false starts, two big sacks and a missed field goal for big D!...
On the third drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to me: three tiny runs, two for no gain, and a weak little punt from big D!...
On the fourth drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to me: four pass attempts, three penalties, two dropped balls, and another little punt from big D!...
On the fifth drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to me: A Yellow Holding Flag! Two incompletes and a 24 yard punt from big D!...
On the sixth drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to me: a pick with a declined penalty… And then, halftime...
On the seventh drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to me: seventeen sack yards and a fumble that became a TD!...
On the eighth drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to me: eight more sack yards and a weak little punt from big D!...
On the ninth drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to me: Daniels’ third sack and a fifteen yard punt from big D!...
On the tenth drive from Bledsoe my defense took a nap...
On the eleventh drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to me: Daniels’ fourth sack and another three and out for big D:
On the twelfth drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to me: three incompletes, two time outs, one intentional grounding, and a pick that let the Redskins take a knee!
