SOC
DTC Member
SECRETARY OF CRUNK
My First DTC Tailgate
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Post by SOC on Jul 1, 2005 13:48:11 GMT -5
thank you! can i get a sole clap for the poor giants fan who lost his sole/ how ya gonna win a super bowl/ qb looks like he's 12 years old/ last year you were rooting for the skins/ till we went 6-10/ decided to jump back on the giants dick again/ you a real football fan/ you can go and pretend/ but my friend/ we die hard for tha skins/ and it's DTC till tha END/ cause we getting high off weed and oxygen/ I like this one the best
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Post by The President on Jul 1, 2005 14:22:28 GMT -5
thank you! can i get a sole clap for the poor giants fan who lost his sole/ how ya gonna win a super bowl/ qb looks like he's 12 years old/ last year you were rooting for the skins/ till we went 6-10/ decided to jump back on the giants dick again/ you a real football fan/ you can go and pretend/ but my friend/ we die hard for tha skins/ and it's DTC till tha END/ cause we getting high off weed and oxygen/ I like this one the best Man, I got excited when I saw that The SOC had wrote something in the Battles thread. I was hoping we were gonna get to hear your first ryhmes, but know you just kissing The Coaches ass ;D
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SOC
DTC Member
SECRETARY OF CRUNK
My First DTC Tailgate
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Post by SOC on Jul 1, 2005 14:39:19 GMT -5
hahaha I'm a ghost writer for Coach
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Post by The President on Jul 1, 2005 14:48:36 GMT -5
hahaha I'm a ghost writer for Coach Well then I need a few moee lines for our first single with The Ceo and The Mayor...when can we get together to work on material?
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Post by grassfarmer on Jul 3, 2005 17:31:53 GMT -5
Awww Shit! The mystery man is back on the verbal attack, I just found your little website and let me say it's really wack. Naw I'm just playin'. It's really very slayin', and I gots to give you props for the styles you've been displayin'. But where's little Smooty? His rhymes are so fruity, I've been thinkin back about his Mama and her big stanky booty. Or maybe that was his sister with the booty covered in blisters. She was crazy on the jock but I had to resist her. Ok I hit it once, but than I had dismiss her. That's right Mayor Mc Cheese, you got scuff marks on your knees, you got nuts the size of peas, think back and remember when I owned your azz with ease. It all started on extreme. You wanna battle? Bitch please!
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Post by The President on Jul 5, 2005 11:49:55 GMT -5
Awww Shit! The mystery man is back on the verbal attack, I just found your little website and let me say it's really wack. Naw I'm just playin'. It's really very slayin', and I gots to give you props for the styles you've been displayin'. But where's little Smooty? His rhymes are so fruity, I've been thinkin back about his Mama and her big stanky booty. Or maybe that was his sister with the booty covered in blisters. She was crazy on the jock but I had to resist her. Ok I hit it once, but than I had dismiss her. That's right Mayor Mc Cheese, you got scuff marks on your knees, you got nuts the size of peas, think back and remember when I owned your azz with ease. It all started on extreme. You wanna battle? Bitch please! Not tryin to be mean, but fuck extreme you didn’t know so you must be new on scene and watch your mouth when you’re speaking about the Mayor Talkin shit about DTC members equals danger Especially for this stranger Mystery man maybe back, but that was no verbal attack More like childish chit chat You wanna rap Then come harder than that
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The Mayor
Administrator
Hate the game, not the Mayor
R.I.P. #21
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Post by The Mayor on Jul 5, 2005 14:03:27 GMT -5
Look who found my house, another fucking hater I thought your mom told you, not to fuck with the Mayor
Bitch, I will beat your ass with a bat If you think im joking, you know where im at
That F-51 pal, wanna meet? Bet you wont, cause you get beat to the white meat on Fed Ex concrete DTC, call it a 5 peat.
This is our 5th season, and if I see you, I wont need a reason...........
Bitch I am the Mayor, I fucked your mom, and stole your dads DVD player
Your about to get burned, just like a jew Bitch you know me, but I dont know you.
Next time I see you, you probably end up dead. Aint nothing changed, I still put haters to bed
Grassfarmer, your a little late to the party DTC scared of you? NOT HARDLY!
DTC 2005-HATERS STEP OFF
Get this guys IP address, I will show up at his house.
Ya heard me.
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Post by The President on Jul 5, 2005 14:51:56 GMT -5
Guess who is bizack.....The Mother Fuckin Mayor He called it right the this fucker is a hater He must be looking to get beat like dark vader
While the grass farmer just got crushed Embarrassing him some more is a must DTC drop lines with no fuss
You mentioned extreme and maybe that is more your style I’m so grimy a fucked both your daughters but your in denial Because I’m just using them bitches for her lose asses I score more then Patrick Ramsey passes Or Clinton Portis runs Come to F-51 Better bring a gun You’re done son
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Post by grassfarmer on Jul 5, 2005 15:59:28 GMT -5
No need to come to my house Smoot, unless you want to burn one and pound a few. I'm just playin with ya. I figured you'd recognize my oldschool, cheesy style from a little battle we had a couple of years ago.
Also, I stumbled through your guys tailgate last year before the Cowboys game. One of you dudes was harassing a car full of Puke fans with a megaphone. That was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. If I go to any games this year, maybe I'll stop in with a little of this year's crop.
The website looks good.
-Later The Grassfarmer
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Coach
Administrator
What you looking at?!?!?!
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Post by Coach on Jul 5, 2005 22:06:34 GMT -5
No need to come to my house Smoot, unless you want to burn one and pound a few. I'm just playin with ya. I figured you'd recognize my oldschool, cheesy style from a little battle we had a couple of years ago. Also, I stumbled through your guys tailgate last year before the Cowboys game. One of you dudes was harassing a car full of Puke fans with a megaphone. That was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. If I go to any games this year, maybe I'll stop in with a little of this year's crop. The website looks good. -Later The Grassfarmer must say nice save cause by the first post ya had i was about to dig in your ass. but it sounds like your a skins fan so your cool with me. as for the mayor, that's your own battle. let me be the first to welcome ya to the site and if your at any home games this coming season be sure to stop by and enjoy the food, drink and most of all the entertainment!
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Post by The President on Jul 6, 2005 7:51:28 GMT -5
No need to come to my house Smoot, unless you want to burn one and pound a few. I'm just playin with ya. I figured you'd recognize my oldschool, cheesy style from a little battle we had a couple of years ago. Also, I stumbled through your guys tailgate last year before the Cowboys game. One of you dudes was harassing a car full of Puke fans with a megaphone. That was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. If I go to any games this year, maybe I'll stop in with a little of this year's crop. The website looks good. -Later The Grassfarmer must say nice save cause by the first post ya had i was about to dig in your ass. but it sounds like your a skins fan so your cool with me. as for the mayor, that's your own battle. let me be the first to welcome ya to the site and if your at any home games this coming season be sure to stop by and enjoy the food, drink and most of all the entertainment! You were gonna dig in no ones ass, you ryhmes suck...j/k ;D
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Coach
Administrator
What you looking at?!?!?!
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Post by Coach on Jul 7, 2005 21:52:26 GMT -5
my boy, da prez, got a joke/ he funny like eddie but i rhyme better shit than richard pryor used to smoke/ i crush anyone that want it with me/ you sounding delirious/ but seriously/ i'll keep it on the comic tip for a member of the DTC/ but this is the only time you'll ever see me/ PG/ but usually/ i'll piss on a challenger like they 14 and i'm R. Kelly/
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Post by The President on Jul 8, 2005 8:08:06 GMT -5
my boy, da prez, got a joke/ he funny like eddie but i rhyme better shit than richard pryor used to smoke/ i crush anyone that want it with me/ you sounding delirious/ but seriously/ i'll keep it on the comic tip for a member of the DTC/ but this is the only time you'll ever see me/ PG/ but usually/ i'll piss on a challenger like they 14 and i'm R. Kelly/ Now you’re rappin about R. Kelly On Monday you tried to touch belly What are you turning gay on us folk Your last rhyme had to be a joke Come on I expect more out the coach No excuses I don’t care how much you smoke Now you know I’m kidding it’s all in jest But if you want to battle me bring your best And this is a challenge to all the rest call it a test PS: I shit in the eagles birds nest
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Post by The President on Jul 8, 2005 9:50:31 GMT -5
My last rhyme was so good I’m ready to go again This website is so hot it’s got all my friends Even fee fi fo fum the giants fan If this was extreme he would have been baned Actually to tell ya the truth It was the DTC that got the boot Jealous off all the fame we comsume So fuck extreme and those CPND bitches Stab with my knives the one with the switches Slept with most their sisters now I got the itches
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Iamgay
I'm a BITCH! And I'm scared of the DTC!
Queen B
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Post by Iamgay on Aug 27, 2005 20:14:15 GMT -5
Well it looks like its time for round three The Coach, CEO and president will crush the’ You best watch you back when you go to pee That has to be one of the most homosexual lines I have ever readOn our hill or in the por-ta-potee’ You are the only queer who would try to rhym pot-a-pottyAnd come with your crew so they can all see See what? How bad you rhyme?It’s the DTC so what you know about us I know that you were better off as an aborted fetusRep hard core for the skins is a must Push us too far and the guns they may bust How the hell do you bust a gun?Think it’s all a front then come find us What is this, hide and go seek?I hate all colors but Burgundy and Gold For get all that shit your moms told Obviously your mom didn't teach you to spell because "forget" is one word Or the drugs ya heard a sold The Mayor he is so fuckin bold DTC the parking lot we control Your "turf" is a parking space douche. That isn't hard.If it was poker I’d suggest you fold….DTC 4 life son If it was poker, I think you would be better off getting up from the table and go play Candyland God you are so White!
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